Posted by: Scribble | 30/08/2008

Christmas Target

“So I’ve set myself a target, to lose one and a half stone by Christmas”, I say to The Teen as we trundle along in the car.  I surreptitiously glance sideways at him to see if he is raising his brows at this piece of oft heard news.  I see no change in his exression, which could mean he simply isn’t listening and hasn’t heard this statemnt of intent.  I prompt him a bit, “seems a reasonable amount of weight to lose in all that time” I ponder out loud.  “Yea that’s great Mum, well done, excellent”, he says as if I have already achieved this miracle, and I know his mind is on more important things.

I usually make these important dietry decisions, after a great meal when I am sitting back perfectly sated, not a tummy grumble in earshot.  It is so easy afterall, to forget what it’s like to be starving when you’ve eaten your way through a superb roast lunch for example, and with a few drinks to boot, well anything’s possible.  However on this occasion, it is late morning and I haven’t eaten anything so this odd little thought that popped out of my mouth is a bit perplexing really but I put it down to the fact that I can feel a spare tyre around my middle when I’m driving, sitting like a sack of potatoes as I am.  The Teen’s attention returns.

“You’ve done quite well already though haven’t you Mum?  I mean my friend Jack, said he thought you’d lost quite a bit of weight but he was too embarassed to mention it.  You know, in case it sounded like he thought you were fat before”.  Umm.  “Well that’s very kind of him, you can tell him from me, that all compliments are very welcome indeed”!

“K”, I will.  And by the way, can he stay tonight, please, please Mum?!  “K” I mimic, wondering what to give them for supper, mentally surveying my fridge and wondering how it will fit into my idea of a new diet.

As we get to town, I drop The Teen off with the usual warnings about not talking to strangers, drunks or other Teens that may get him into trouble, to be careful in shops incase they think he is stealing along with the chavs that pinch sweets in the local paper shop and all the other warnings I can think of.

“Yeah, yeah, I get it Mum!  he says with weary irritation as he has heard it all so often, and I watch him stride off without a backwards glance or thanks for the ride. I drive home slowly thinking about this jumble of boy- man, so keen to be grown up and independent; rueing the loss of the little boy he once was.

It is a beautiful day, too nice to ponder the pros and cons of an adolescent son and I turn my thoughts back to the new ‘regime’ or eating plan.  At home, I realise I haven’t eaten anything and am now starving.  I look in the fridge at some cold chicken and last night’s lasagne, (too hot for that), cheese, bacon, tomatoes, cucumber.  I get a plate, I get some crackers (crackers!  At 30 calories each, what am I doing?)  I get out marmite, the tomatoes from the fridge and some cucumber.  I slice up these feeling that they are at least healthy and then laying out five (!) crackers, I butter them on the side where all the butter squishes into the holes rather than the flat, lean side.  I pile on the marmite, tomatoes and cucumber. I wolf them down and finish up with two chocky brownies!

WHAT AM I DOING?  I decide to start the diet in the morning.  Afterall, tomorrow’s always another day!

Posted by: Scribble | 29/08/2008

Quel Horreur!

Cat has appeared from her night’s prowling…with a scratched up face! Pauvre petitie!  She has not uttered a word to me.  Not one single word.  This is so unlike her usual cheerful chirruping.  I am wondering if she has lost her voice with the fear of the attack.  She is a very timid cat as I have described here.

About a year or so ago, I was woken in the night by a dreadful sound outside.  I couldn’t make out what it was but it alarmed me so much, I ran downstairs to see what it was.  By the time I got downstairs there was silence and I could see nothing outside in the blackness.  Twiggy (the dog we had then) ran outside, also troubled by the shrieking noise and went off to investigate.  I had not turned on the house lights so as to see better outside but finding nothing out there, I switched them on.  I vaguely wondered if the noise was cats but it didn’t really sound like them but I thought I’d check on Cat.  I opened her shed door where she usually slept on top of the boiler but she wasn’t there.  I went back inside the house and looked around.

Cat

Cat

I called to her and heard the most awful sound.  She didn’t answer like she usually did all cheerful and happily.  Instead there was a strangled noise coming from the sitting room.  I went in and looked around but didn’t see her.  I looked some more and finally found her hiding behind the door.  She was in a wretched state.  She was clearly terrified and unwilling to move away from the safety of her position.  I coaxed her out eventually and picked her up.  Her little body was taut, as if ready to leap away.  Her heart was beating fast and her claws were digging into my shoulder.  She was soaking wet and she had a nasty cut on her ear and nose.

I daren’t put her down as she was so afraid so I sat with her for hours with the lights off as she seemed happier without the lights on.  An age later, I transferred her to the cushion next to me where she at once jumped down and hid behind the sofa.  I went to see if I could see any sign of her attacker and I when I saw nothing and returned to the sitting room, she was behind the long curtains peering out of the glass door into the garden.  She then slowly and creepingly moved across the kitchen, keeping herself hidden by the table and close to the wal,l into the study.  She stayed there the rest of the night; the safest place and where she could keep an eye on the cat flap in the kitchen.  She was clearly terrified that the evil monster would follow her into her own home and I couldn’t decide whether to shut it or leave it open incase she wanted to go out later on.  I left it open and she sat, large luminous, green eyes, fixed on the opening.

She is sitting now on the kitchen table on top of one of my jumpers.  She managed a small little ‘eek’ as I checked on her and she doesn’t seem too bad and nothing like the state she was in that awful night.  She is a proper farm cat, nothing special but she has always been very nervous and never strays far from home.  She got lost one time when she was about three, (she’s eight now) and I was so worried about her.  I would go out calling and calling and she was missing for five days.  My bossy neighbour told me that it was quite usual for cats to disappear off for days but I knew she was lost and knew absolutely that she would never leave home for any length of time.  I worried that she might have fallen asleep in a farm lorry and been tranported somewhere far away.  I worried she had been injured and was lying somewhere unable to get home.  I worried she’d been shot by mistake by the wretched shooters who shoot everything around here.  I was beside myself.  She hunts mice and voles but doesn’t eat them but I feared she may have eaten some out of hunger and been poisoned.  It was an awful few days.  Then one day she just appeared.  She looked ok and so I concluded that she had strayed too far and simply got lost. I like to think my constant calling and driving around the lanes searching helped her find her way back.  She’s never done it again.  Out of all my animals I am unexpectedly most attached to her; something I never thought I would be, as I consider myself a dog person rather than a cat person.  I will spoil her all day today.

Posted by: Scribble | 28/08/2008

Yummy chocky Brownies

I just have to share a recipe for Chocky Brownies which I got from my Mum at the weekend.  I am a rotten baker.  Really hopeless in fact.  I have a few easy things I can make like Lemon cake, flapjack, Chocky Slices with coconut (really good), simple sponge cakes, nothing remotely complicated or that includes bicarb and baking powder!!

The problem I have had for ages, is that The Other eats a very limited diet.  He really only eats sweet stuff and I am always buying, fairy cakes, tins of fruit, custard, brownies, toffee shortbread, malty loaf, almond and cherry cake, almond slices, and so on.  It is ludicrously expensive.  He also eats a lot of different types of cereals so I have to buy a whole load of those too.

I was complaining about this state of affairs to my Mum over the weekend who is an absolutely fantastically talented cook.  She is especially good at all sorts of tea time cakes, biscuits, shortbread, mars bar cakes, brownies, you name it, she makes it.  Really well.  Most of the limited things I make are from recipies she’s given me.  But last weekend, she had some superb Brownies she’d made and said how easy they are to make.  I didn’t believe her as I couldn’t imagine anything that tasted so good could be easy, but I have just made a batch of the Brownies and so for anyone out there who is not a good cook and hasn’t made Brownies before I recommend the following recipe.  (Sorry, don’t do grams)!

  • 2oz Butter/Margerine,
  • 2oz Plain chocolate                      
  • 6oz Muscovado sugar
  • 2 Large eggs, beaten
  • 4oz Self raising flour
  • 1oz Cocoa powder
  • Chopped walnuts (optional)

    Yummy!

    Yummy!

Melt the butter and chocolate in a pan.  Add all the other ingredients and mix well.  Shove into a well greased, floured tin, (8×6″).  Bake in moderate oven, 180C or 350F or Gas mark 4 or in bottom right oven of a four door Aga, for 15 – 20 mins.  Allow to cool in tin, and cut up. 

That’s it!  Easy peasy! My tin was square, 8×8″ and I cooked them for a good 20 mins.  I got 16 pieces and they are so delicious I can’t believe I haven’t tried to make them before.   I am going to be making the next recipe in the batch Mum gave me over the next few days so if I have any more success I will post here!  I wonder if this makes me a ‘Yummy Mummy’!?

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