Posted by: Scribble | 16/07/2008

Ghoulies and Ghosties.

Over on another blog, we’ve been talking about science and religion. Discussions about religion sometimes lead one to ponder about whether there is an after-life which prompted me to think about ghosts.  One might say that ghosts are the evidence of an afterlife, or, if you are a scientist trying to explain this phonomenen, that they are no more than stored energy, waiting to be picked up by ‘sensitive’ people.

I would say that my mother and sister and I are all ‘sensitive’ up to a point.  Over the years we have had strange experiences that could be described as ghostly.  Our childhood home was a rambling old house of mixed architecture, bits had been added on over the years but it had a very old part dating from around the 16th century and unsurprisingly, this was where the ‘haunted room’ was.  This particular room was the source of a lot of fun when we were children, not because it was haunted, we never really thought of it as haunted at the time and didn’t refer to it as such until years later and we had moved away.  What made it really fun was when we played hide and seek with friends.  The room was a guest room or ‘foreigners room’ as we called it. My parents had a lot of foreign business visitors to stay and depending on how much we liked them or not, depended on where they slept.  We often wondered and innocently enquired how well they had slept in that room which was thoroughly spooky, but no one ever said they had been touched by a ghost, much to our disappointment.  The dark wooden floor sloped down towards a row of small windows at skirting level that looked out onto the rose garden. These low small windows made it quite dark. There was also a wig cupboard which was quite roomy and this was where we completely foxed our friends.  Unknown to them, there was a loose floor board that could be lifted and provided an escape route down the side of the chimney and into the old kitchen below.  They never understood how we were able to disappear the way we did.

The room though, was always cold, winter and summer and had a very strange atmosphere.  When we helped to make up the beds in there for guests, none of us ever allowed the door to close until we had left and we didn’t really like being in there on our own.  Though we rarely talked about it, we all seemed to feel exactly the same.  Compared to the rest of the house, it stood alone with a creepy feeling that made the hairs on the back of your neck stand up.  Our mother told us years later that a friend who lived nearby had shocked her one day when she was visiting by mentioning the ‘haunted room’ to her not long after we moved there.  She had never said a word to us, fearing that we would be afraid but she didn’t have to, we already knew it was creepy and could sense it ourselves.  All the other rooms upstairs had their doors open except this one.  I never remember it open, always shut and not to be disturbed.

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My father is not a fanciful man and I do not generally include him in having any ‘sensitivity’ to the supernatural, though he always liked to tell a good ghost story.  It is this aspect that makes more believable the events they described to us one evening when we were young.  They were driving home from a trip one night when they decided to stop for a drink and a meal.  As they were driving along, looking for a suitable pub, all of a sudden much to their alarm, they saw an old fashioned ‘coach and four’ together with a driver, whip in hand, haring towards them.  They put their arms up to their faces, defensively and my father braked hard just as the coach was about to hit them.  At the point of impact, nothing happened, it completely vanished. In total shock, they drove on a little way to a pub and arrived at the bar thoroughly shaken. The landlord noticing their appearance, poured them large whiskies and asked if they were alright. Feeling rather silly at what he was about to say, my father explained that they had almost had a run in with a phantom ‘coach and four’. To their surprise the landlord told them that it was a common occurance and quite a few people had had the exact same experience.  The pub was called The Coach and Horses.

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When we were children we went off to boarding school quite far away from home and after a while our parents bought a cottage nearby, overlooking the sea.  They would drive up, collect us from school and we would all stay at the cottage.  We had many happy times with lots of friends and family members staying.  On one occasion we had a Belgian friend staying who was a little older than we children and a lot of fun.  My parents decided to take him and my sister out to the pub for supper and during the meal, fuelled no doubt by some drinks, they began to tell him about the ‘haunted house’ out on the marshes.  Having a great sense of fun, he took up the challenge to visit the house after midnight and stay alone there all night.

We had all previously been to the haunted house.  We had stumbled across it one day when we were out driving through the marshes.  Seeing it was abandoned, we couldn’t resist having a look around.  The broken front door gave easy access, it creaked open and we sneaked inside.  It was a large sprawling house and had clearly been a lovely family home in it’s day. A sweeping staircase, dangerously broken in places, with missing boards and gaps in the banister, graced the large entrance hall.  We carefully picked our way up stairs to the first floor.  The quietness inside was eerie, broken now and then by strange far off noises.  We wandered off to look around and then came to one room in particular. Houses that have been empty for a while, often have a strange feeling to them but in this room there was instantly something different altogether.  Everyone immediately started whispering as if by doing so, we may not be heard, though there was no else around but us.  We looked at each other, frightened to death.  The room was cold and full of heavy menace.  We almost collided in the doorway as suddenly all at once we were desperate to get out of there.  We hurried back down stairs and out into the open, relieved to be in the fresh air.  We looked back at the house and it stood silent, mocking and we knew we would not want to come back.

That evening as midnight approached, they took our Belgian friend to the house.  It was a windy night and a full moon cast eerie shadows, turning the giant cedar tree in the overgrown driveway, a cobweb gray. The front door now swung on it’s hinges and the windows looked like eyes, catching light from the moon. The far off sound of the sea whispered over the shingle as waves rolled up the beach lending a spooky noise to the already wild night. Bravely the men walked towards the house, trees tossing and bending in the wind.  Now that it was night, it seemed an even more sinister place. My father was beginning to think it was not such a good idea and our friend was clearly having second thoughts, all bravado gone, but there was a bit of pride at stake here.  My mother and sister were too frightened to accompany them and stayed in the car. The men approached the house, the door banged crazily, caught on gusts of wind.  This was where he was going to leave our friend.  They looked up at the house before them, looked at each other and without a moments hesitation ran as if their lives depended on it. Two figures charged towards the car, faces deathly pale, eyes wide.  They leaped in and my father fired up the engine and took off as fast as he could.  Suddenly everyone began to laugh, part excitement, part fear and relief and were very glad to get out of there and back to the safety of the cottage.

Not long after this escapade, my grandfather telephoned one day.  He said he’d just picked up a book about ghosts.  In it he’d found a reference to the house that he recognised from our tales.  “It’s one of the most haunted houses in the country”, he said, to our complete astonishment.

More ghostly tales to follow….we stay in a very ghostly Chateaux!

Posted by: Scribble | 15/07/2008

Teen on a Tractor

The ‘Other’ is threatening to exchange his sick bed for the flower beds.  He thinks he can manage to sit astride the mower and tackle the grass.  He has been thinking this for a few days though so it may not happen.  It is of course better than allowing the Teen to ‘mow the grass’ for this is a euphemism for race around the garden at full speed, crunching through the gears and circling the flower beds and trees on two wheels in a fashion more suited to Brands Hatch.  The tractor mower practically groans and begs for mercy when the Terrible Teen puts it through it’s paces.  It is after all, ten years old now, it’s blades thin, it’s joints creaky, it’s lights a little short sighted and batteries in need of a recharge.

But all this does not deter the Teen.  As he helpfully offers to take over from his father, I shout the usual instructions of use, my voice drowned by the sound of high revs and protesting gears and watch as he disappears around the corner, just missing a chicken diving for the safety of the green house. I sigh to myself.  I notice that despite warnings not to attempt to mow the tiny strip of grass that lies between the pond and the hedge at the back of the garden, he, knowing best of course, inches his way through none the less.  I wince as I see one back wheel sinking into the soft marshey edge of the water, the mower leaning at a precarious angle and exhale in relief when he guns the throttle and tears out of danger.  Luck really does favour the brave or the downright stupid.

The Other, seeing his half hearted attempts to be useful are no longer necessary, takes himself back to bed leaving me to oversee the activity.  “Tell him not to go too near the edge over by the ‘heap’, there are stones there that fly up and damage the blades” he tells me, knowing full well that we have said this before and that the Teen has a mind of his own.  “You tell him – firmly, for a change” I say, knowing this is also a waste of breath.  Firm has never been much of a feature of this particular father.  I know it, the Teen knows it.  We are lucky, that on the whole, the Teen is good natured and not usually out to cause trouble.

“I’ve done it” the Teen tells me later on, “not a bad job is it”?

I survey the garden with a critical eye.

“6/10 – could do better,” I say mimicking his teachers.

“Muuuum”’!

Posted by: Scribble | 15/07/2008

A Weak Society

I’ve been thinking lately about the propensity for the ‘average man in the street’ to go along with government policies that limit individual freedom in all sorts of ways.  The 42 day detention is a recent example.  When asked, responses range from, “well, if the government think it’s necessary to lock them up for 42 days, then I think they should.” Or, “six weeks –   lock them up for six years if they like, throw away the key!”  And, “The government are only trying to protect us from terrorism.” 

 

A friend recently mentioned the concept of brainwashing by the television.  This is something that many people casually agree happens but usually have in mind, subtle brainwashing in advertising by companies trying to persuade people to buy their products.   What perhaps they have not considered is other forms of subconscious or even, unconscious manipulation that occurs through television and other media.  The merit for this is usually on the grounds of Health and Safety that seeks to eliminate all risk in our lives.

 

For example, for a long time now, certain types of programmes are preceded with a standard warning along the lines, “Warning.  Do not try this at home.  Events in this film are performed by fully trained professionals.  Do not attempt to recreate this at home.”

 

 Warnings also appear tagged onto the end of news items.  So the tragic story about a boy who drowned while canoeing along a fast flowing river will be accompanied by a rescue ‘professional’ telling the public that they should stay away from the dangers of such an action.  “My advice to the public would be, if you are considering going out in a small boat, make sure you only enter water that has clear signs pronouncing it safe and approved by the River Authority.”

 

And, “if you are thinking of having a bonfire party this year, make sure that you pay attention to instructions on fireworks.  Fireworks are dangerous.  Each year hundreds of people end up in casualty with severe injuries.  Keep children well away from fire and have a bucket of water nearby.  There are plenty of public displays you can go to which may be a safer option.”  And so on.

 

Even the weather forecasters are happy to tell us what to do and say things like,  “wrap up warmly today, a cold spell is approaching”  or in summer, “and don’t forget to put on plenty of sun screen today, we have a high of around 27 degrees, not much cloud cover so watch out, remember cover up!” 

 

The news has been thoroughly ‘dumbed’ down and includes items that could not be considered serious news.  For some reason we have regular updates on what is going on in the Big Brother household or Madonna’s marriage troubles, as if, alongside news of murders and torture in Zimbabwe or the Iraq/Afghanistan war, this is really that important or appropriate.  News casters and presenters have adopted a more cosy approach and have become bland in the process, two dimensional almost and language has been overly simplified.

 

There is also an increasing amount of public service announcements. Many are about drink, drugs and smoking, some are warnings against speeding and the consequences of being caught. These tend to use graphic images of seedy drug takers, smokers glued to oxygen tanks or children being run over.   

 

In addition to all this we now have a multitude of television programmes that tell us what to wear, what to eat, how to cook, how to decorate our homes until the character is beaten out of them and they all look the same and how to rearrange our gardens. We are told where to go on holiday or where not to and what perils may be lurking abroad.  There are dozens of life changing programs too that show us how to lose weight, take up exercise, cut up our faces and bits we don’t like and generally make ourselves over.  We are given advice about what is good for us, what is not, how much we should drink or not, how to read labels on food and told organic is best until organic proves to be less organic and more of an expensive con.  Even man’s best friend, the dog, has come under fire as we are told that we should not have them on our beds.  They are likely to have fleas and carry diseases we could catch by having them in close proximity.

 

Almost daily we are reminded that we are too feeble to take any risks in life and anything considered dangerous is frowned on by those that boss us all about.  Newspapers carry stories of things that have been banned on grounds of Health and Safety like the fireman’s pole considered to present a risk to hands (chaffing) or falls.  Hanging baskets came under threat in case old lamp posts should fall under the weight.  Fire extinguishers were deemed dangerous unless used by ‘trained professionals’ as if anyone is going to wait for one of those when a fire breaks out.  Metal bolts holding up Christmas lights must be individually checked.  Conker trees are being felled so as to avoid falling conkers hitting people on the head.  The list is endless. And all the while, we are watched and surveyed by an army of CCTV cameras to keep us all in check and an army of police cum social workers are on hand to rush out should we not do as we are told.  Computers now store increasing amounts of DNA and fingerprints to keep tabs on us all.

 

A carefree childhood is almost a thing of the past.  Endless Health and safety regulations seek to remove all risk to children.  No longer allowed to climb trees, ride bikes without safety equipment, go into a swimming pool without an adult, play conkers or hop scotch,  throw paper aeroplanes, read books with fire breathing dragons, or anything else deemed dangerously influential. They are missing out on the simple pleasures of being young .  The message by and large is that being outside is fraught with danger, (sun is too hot, paedophiles may get you) so children now spend  at least 20% of their time in front of one screen or another, TV, computers, game consoles and only about 10% walk to school.

 

Worse, should your child turn up at school with a graze or two and a bruise on her elbow, you could have a visit from a government snoop who may think you are abusing your child. Parents, who carefully and conscientiously  give their child the chance to take reasonable risks and assess what is dangerous in life, like letting them use a penknife, light a fire, ride a bike, swim in a lake, and thereby learn from experience, could find themselves being accused of neglect or worse.

 

It is not therefore surprising that the population has succumbed and been influenced into an attitude that would have seemed pathetic and weedy not so many years ago. We are being subconsciously trained to do as we are told and seem happy to trot out familiar sound bites picked up by politians with an agenda, without any desire to question them. A continued onslaught of repetitive messages, however innocuous they seem, has changed a generation from the sort of stoicism and bravery that won two world wars to a population that blindly accepts being told how to live their lives from cradle to grave by an almighty nanny state and its lapdog –  the great state broadcaster and brain-washer- television.

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