Posted by: Scribble | 11/04/2008

Rubbish Rage

I arrive home to find a red sticker on my recycling bin and felt the stirrings of anger before I’d even looked at it. It read: NOTICE in big bold print, followed by

NO BLACK SACKS
or PLASTIC BAGS

Please place recycling loose
within the bin.
Failure to do so will result
in rejection of your Bin

Reading the odious message infuriated me. I had not put my RR (recycling rubbish) in any bags or containers whatsoever. I established that this was not allowed when I first got this unwanted extra green bin since people I spoke to on the matter, seemed to be of differing opinions as to whether this was acceptable. Some thought that you had to put RR into bags but that you couldn’t put PR (proper rubbish) in plastic bags/black bags and that it had to go into the bin as was – disgusting! Since confirming that RR had to be placed loose and into the bins I have complied. As it must be washed as well, it doesn’t need to be wrapped in anything whereas PR obviously needs to be or it will smell and attract flies and rats etc. Though I have had an outbreak of maggots, flies, rats and other bugs around the wretched thing but this is because it sits there for two whole weeks prior to being collected under this medieaval scheme. Even the RR has attracted flies and beetles despite it being washed.

However what is so irritating is the ATTITUDE of these people. Recycling is not compulsory – yet. I personally am not convinced that it is beneficial anyway. Other countries, the Netherlands I think for one, have already tried this scheme and found it seriously wanting and the benefits did not outway the negatives and it has been abandoned. Either way, I object to being threatened in such a way. Frankly I don;t care if the do ‘reject’ the bin. If they do, they will lose revenue, albeit not much since my contribution isn’t a lot, and I will simply go back to doing what I did before the green bin, that is, I shall burn all the burnable stuff and put the rest in the PR bin. Job done. Matters not to me.

I pay a substantial council tax considering the size of my property which is a small cottage in the country, and the fact that I live in a rual place means that I benefit very little from other services from the council. Ther is no street lighting, parks, regular buses, leisure centres or anything really that I might wish to use. I feel that I pay this huge tax just to have my rubbish removed and now that it is only removed fortnightly they have effectively cut my service in half but have not cut the cost. And now they are treating me as if I am a school girl, ticking me off with officious stickers with ludicrous threats. They must be aware that people are angry and annoyed by this cut in service so you would think that they would adopt a more polite way of sending a message. If they are not careful I may just send one myself – there’s a lot of dog muck that needs clearing up around here. Um, where shall I put it?

Posted by: Scribble | 06/04/2008

Cruel April

“April is the cruellest month,

breeding Lilacs out of the dead land,

mixing memory and desire,

stirring dull roots with Spring rain….”

And then it snows.

Somehow it’s always a surprise when it snows in April, though it is such a mixed month. We glimpse summer to come, bask in early warm sun which brings us outside after the gloom of winter and then just as we feel we have shrugged off the cold back it comes with a vengeange. Winter is not yet willing to let go.

How cruel is April? In March I saw butterflies out far too early though it was a hot day and my chickens hatched chicks too prematurely to survive. A few days ago, a Mallard brought her newly born ducklings out to our pond, but they too have disappeared and I fear they have perished in the cold. New delicate buds are frozen in a harsh frost and the newly arrived spring birds find frozen water in the bird baths. Bumble Bees have been out already though there cannot be much to entice them yet. Their low hum is music to the ears and a promise of Summer to come. Mice have popped out of their underground nests, tempted out by a teasing sun, to forage hopefuly for food, but they too have frozen before finding their way home. Only the Wood Pecker seems immune to April’s wiles: the constant noise of his pecking against the old Oak tree, calling for a mate, can be heard from early morning till dusk.

“Oh to be in England now that Aprils there”.

I sat very neatly as if fitting myself into an area the size of a stamp and fixed her with an unwavering stare. Annoyingly she did not notice me so I quietly inched a little closer, until my cold damp nose was mere millimetres away from her hand. She was busily writing our blog again, her fingers flying across the keys, a slight frown on her face and I might just as well have been a million miles away.

I was considering making one of my low throaty growls I normally use preceeding a full loud bark that always her gets her attention and which she usually tries to prevent; when I slipped slightly along the carpet and she looked up crossly at me as the slimy tip of my nose made contact with her hand at last. ‘Urgh Yuk’ she exclaimed in disgust and I dipped my head a little to show I hadn’t actually meant to be so disgusting. I hadn’t intended to annoy, far from it, I was just trying to gently remind her that it was high time we went off for our walk.

After wiping the offending wetness on her jeans she turned back to her writing telling me at the same time that she wouldn’t be long, she was just coming, though I’d heard that before. Knowing I was in for a wait but impatient to be off, I leapt onto the sofa and positioned myself practically in her lap. I tucked my chilly nose comfortably under her arm nudging her a bit for good measure. I shifted a few more times pretending i wasn’t quite comfortable and making it difficult for her to continue what she was doing. She tried to push me off but I was having none of that and I stuck firm. It was just a matter of nerves now. I knew she’d give in before too long and sure enough, with a resigned sigh she turned her attention to me at last.

I looked lovingly into her cool blue eyes; she was going to take me out, oh the excitement! I could hardly contain myself. I leapt off the sofa as she went to get her coat on and the little hat she always wears exclusively for our outings as she says it looks frightful though I think it rather chic with more than a touch of the Francais about it. She checked herself in the mirror while I impatiently danced around her legs and she laughed at me for being so foolish but I didn’t care.

‘Come on’! I whined as she followed me out of the door and we were at last heading off down the lane. My excitement was infectious and i heard a giggle escape her, whisked away on the wind as she watched me race away. ‘Don’t go too far’ I heard her warn but I was off down our old familiar route, full of energy and impatience. I tore off to a favourite spot somewhere in the distance and pulled up sharply as a smell caught my attention. Hare! if i wasn’t mistaken, it had long gone but it’s scent still remained. I loved to chase Hares, the fastest animal in the fields. It is good exercise for me to chase them as they dart around, changing direction all the time. I pride myself on being able to keep up, though of course this has got a little difficult lately as I am what you might say, a little rotund at a present. Mum says she and I need to go on a diet, in fact we appear to have done so already as it didn’t escape my notice that my bowl had considerably less food in it this morning. I pondered this turn of events and though none too happy, felt that perhaps I do need trimming down a little.

Mum seemed to think it was boring to go the same way each day but not me. Oh no, I liked to check on events on a daily basis, make sure all was well with my world. To Mum, things seemed much of a muchness but not so to me. My finely tuned nose could smell exactly who and what had passed by during the busy night time. For me, when I entered my playground each day, I could ‘see’ that rabbits had been out and about and the hares had been bounding through the fields. I knew that the owl had swooped and grabbed the mouse effortlessly on the wing. I noted that a tiny animal had had a feast of nuts, carelessly discarding the shells in an untidy fashion. Oh yes, I knew it all.

The sun briefly came out and I felt it warm my fur and then all too soon it was time to go home. Oh well, until tomorrow – it’s a dogs life!

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